Friday, April 11, 2008

Dun.

Andy and Thrax hit up sum gang vox:














Ryan hit high notes:













Thrax hung tough at the bar:



















Tracking for the record's dun. Now... we mix.















-B

Thursday, April 10, 2008

WE MURDER TRACKS, BOY

if olehole was a person and if tracks were people, we'd be this:

holy fucking hell

this shit is heavy, like these things:







Vox

finished all my vocals. 
my throat feels like so:












brian and my voices together create sweet sweet melodies, like a swarm of bee's rolling around in a cotton candy machine and then flying up the easter bunnys bunghole right as he skydives into the mouth of a caramel volcano and being erupted out onto the fruit rollup forest.

now dan will do more fun stuff with bass cuz he's a basshole. he will make loud vrrrooooms and boooooooonnnggs and thungggs and uurrrrrrrrrrrrsss.  it will rule.

j

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Take This

job and shove it. work sux. i'd rather be in tha studio making magic. 

-brian

bass tracking




















"this is a test of the emergency sustain system......."
-DANTHRAX!!!

thraxamillion is still the most shredding axman i've ever heard. he even plays "jeremy" and "come as you are" for me sometimes, cuz he likes doing nice stuff for me.

jaxon

Sammiches



"Sammiches are the official fuel of Rock and/or Roll", declares one Danthrax of Oakland, California. He later added, "They go down good and come out clean." Truer words have never been spoken. Stay punk.
-DANTHRAX!!!

Tappity Tap Tap

















Jax just shredded a tapping solo. Way to go buddy. Shred on lil' shreddah. 



Brian is doing vocal tracks
















PAKAAAWWWW!!!!!!


jackson

you're a little flat buddy

tighten it up.

there you go.


-jacksonian

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

wrecks n' effects


























dear rat pedal to the metal wit da mid 70's fender twin mod, you get a 8 outta 10 from me. you've got some spice to ya, but you're no peavy rage.

-b

tow fuck

fuck a tow truck. double fuck a meter maid. triple fuck a opd and the courts building. quad fuck the impound lot. fuck a me with ice cream and cheese for not paying parking tickets. in the next life san pablo will make me smarter and stronger.

-b

Big B's Big Adventure.

Brian, congratulations on being reunited with your car!

-alex

dan is "the whole picture"

dan has bodacious ta-tas, a silken mane, and hot licks. ...not to mention smooth chops.

-alex
Alex just finished tightening up his insane big ass drums. they will knock your socks off.
here's a picture of brian took of his rig:















note the gong.

in other news, dan made fun of the way i write namely my lack of punctuation and poor speling.
i'd like to take this time to make fun of the way his face looks, namely its funnyness and lack of neck tattoos.

STAY HYPHY.
-JAXONASAURUS!!!

guitar zombies



















basic (peasant) tracking is done. cept for bass. and vocals. and flanger.
get your hi hat out my reggaeton

happenings

the man towed brians car. if you see the man anywhere kick his shins.

dan's job is farting, and he takes his job very seriously.

we are not high

we should be

Mein Darm

Have you ever been so tired you wanted to barf? That's how I've been feeling today. Then I got so hungry I wanted to barf. Then I ate and I wanted to barf. I'm sick on rock and roll and I'm loving every minute of it. Stay punk.
-DANTHRAX!!!

True Love (A Beginner's Guide)



















+
















= Love

-ole b'

A Mug

hungover, stumbling around and brewing coffee - I left the house in a stupor and looked down at my caffeine mug. "woman spirit / woman soul" it read. in addition, it was marred with the type of hideous art work that only middle aged ladies that own 8 cats and hangout at hobby stores can create. i guess today's just gonna be one of those days.

-Brian

day second

and this is how i feel:












i think brian gave me mono. he puts boogers into his pockets.

9 songs done yesterday, today we will record more wacky rock songs. tentative album title: "woman spirit, woman soul".

where is thrax and al?

o there alex is.

Monday, April 7, 2008

progress

san pablo has blessed us to finish 6 songs so far, and he also provided a tubular lunch of delightful indian cuisine. our rock engines were fueled with the holy gas of san pablo, and we have repented for our sins by rocking at the feet of the holy bro.. mighty san pablo!

dan has been playing longview for the last ten minutes. alex won't stop offering me altoids.
"is there room for dan?"
there's always room for dan, baby.

i take it back

jackson:


















brian:


















i'm the best

-jaxon

Flanger

"I flange just about everything."
-Ryan

I Agree

Jackson is the worst guitar player ever. Toddler girls are way better than him at riffing.
-Brian

first song

i am the worst guitar player ever to exist.
everyone hates me.

:(
jacksun

one artists interpretation (circa 580 a.d.)

Marty, jaxon's guitar tech/best bro

Marty (An Introduction)

jackson hearts marty

-bmoss

banjo

bmoss sux at banjo.

-jackson